Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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