yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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