you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Dignity is for republicans.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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