Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
So squirting runs in the family.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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