That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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