If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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