***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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