i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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