Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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