yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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