Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
worst night to have a conscience
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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I need you to use more vowels.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Randomize
