feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
