you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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