you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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