i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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