Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
this beer tastes like vomit already
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
Randomize
