I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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