Who did Billy Mays play for?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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