Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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