I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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