Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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