so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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