just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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