All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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