Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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