so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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