Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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