that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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