come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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