Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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