You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Sorry my hands just texted you
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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