yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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