I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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