the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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