You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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