That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Green mimosas i think yes
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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