Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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