Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I think i peed on brittanys purse
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
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Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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