it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
