another moral hangover. fuck.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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