I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Randomize