fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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