so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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