Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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