we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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