Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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