She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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