Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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