Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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