i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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