The brown eye won't let me do that either.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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