Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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