everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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