That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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