420 ftw
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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