The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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